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Golf Balls can be dangerous

Unfortunately I didn’t have the instructions for this that explained you shouldn’t test the automatic ball return feature while near a wine rack.

When my father got this digital putting cup (many years ago if the bright red LED score keeper is any indication), I’m sure he never imagined one of his smart daughters would lack the common sense to keep a bottle of Petite Syrah out of line of the bar return. No sense crying over spilled wine, it still tastes as good.